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  • French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
  • Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
  • German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
  • English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
  • Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
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flxckaAyy lmaohttp://flxcka.tumblr.com/post/80676682624/fortheloveofotps-fortheloveofotpshttp://fortheloveofotps.tumblr.com/post/59624938053/ive-been-singing-the-i-will-kill-you-in-your

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

fortheloveofotps:

ive been singing the ‘I will kill you in your sleep so you’d better try to try to keep awake’ into the airvents for the past five minutes and my mom is going crazy because she cant find the source of the creepy music

update: she has called the neighbor over to help her

okay so im recording my voice singing it and putting it in the air vent os it can just keep playing

okay final update: im grounded

niadilNiadilhttp://niadil.tumblr.com/post/79860948963/rebeccacrane-the-joker-got-his-scars-fromhttp://old-rebeccacrane.tumblr.com/post/41276915660/the-joker-got-his-scars-from-trying-to-put-a-whole

rebeccacrane:

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

Anonymous: Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?

ohfuckyaoi:

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